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SPIT RAW Mini Towel "Dirty Talk" 4-Pack | Queer Bathroom Decor | Washcloth Alternative | Bold Funny Gift | Sweatshirt Material Towels
  • SPIT RAW Mini Towel "Dirty Talk" 4-Pack | Queer Bathroom Decor | Washcloth Alternative | Bold Funny Gift | Sweatshirt Material Towels
  • SPIT RAW Mini Towel "Dirty Talk" 4-Pack | Queer Bathroom Decor | Washcloth Alternative | Bold Funny Gift | Sweatshirt Material Towels
  • SPIT RAW Mini Towel "Dirty Talk" 4-Pack | Queer Bathroom Decor | Washcloth Alternative | Bold Funny Gift | Sweatshirt Material Towels
  • SPIT RAW Mini Towel "Dirty Talk" 4-Pack | Queer Bathroom Decor | Washcloth Alternative | Bold Funny Gift | Sweatshirt Material Towels
SPIT RAW Mini Towel "Dirty Talk" 4-Pack | Queer Bathroom Decor | Washcloth Alternative | Bold Funny Gift | Sweatshirt Material Towels

SPIT RAW Mini Towel "Dirty Talk" 4-Pack | Queer Bathroom Decor | Washcloth Alternative | Bold Funny Gift | Sweatshirt Material Towels

$39.99 USD

Soft, absorbent, and unapologetically filthy. A 5-pack of premium sweatshirt-material rags for sweat, spills, sex, and whatever else you’re into. Comes with a signature flag tag. Keep one, gift four — or don’t. (pro tip: keep one in the car and wipe off your sins) 

  • Made from upcycled sweatshirt material — soft, absorbent, and built to get dirty.
  • Comes in a set of 5 — one for every mood, moment, or mess.
  • Features a bold SPIT flag tag — subtle, sexy branding.
  • Designed to handle sweat, sex, spills, tears, lube, lotion, or whatever else.
  • Compact and portable — perfect for gym bags, gloveboxes, or nightstands.
  • Machine washable and quick-dry — toss it in with your laundry.
  • Genderless, shame-free design — for all bodies and all kinks.
  • Multipurpose AF — post-hookup, mid-session, pre-gym selfie cleanup, and more.
  • Looks good used. Even better abused.
  • Giftable — because your friends are nasty too.

 

For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…

WHAT WE ARE

Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency

Who It's for

Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify

Great gift alert

Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.

What's Included

4 black-as-your-soul fleece towels — handmade, hemmed, and hornier than your last three exes combined. Each one is 6x6 inches of plush, post-thrust perfection.

Topstitched for durability. Because you deserve a finish that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

Optional slogans that slap: “Bottom Bitch,” “Size Queen,” “No Gag Reflex,” and more. Choose your fighter, or keep it classic with plain black — your secrets are safe with us.

Branded insert + cheeky extras — Each pack comes with a tongue-in-cheek info card and a surprise sticker to make your slut drawer (or suitcase) feel like a party.

Machine washable — because we know you’re gonna use them. A lot.

Presentation-worthy packaging — folded and tissue-wrapped for that “I care, but also I came” vibe. Giftable as hell, but no judgment if you keep them all to yourself.

Handmade in-house, topstitched
Jet black sweatshirt fleece — soft, absorbent, secretly luxurious
Reusable and washable (because you’re not a rookie)

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From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.

TOP DRAWER ESSENTIALS

Don’t call it a cum rag.

Vibe: Slutty. Luxe. Giftable. Handmade for gays who host, travel, and never settle for a paper towel. Think: hookup etiquette meets softcore opulence.

Hookup cleanup
Post-play aftercare
Facial towel (yes, that kind too)
Travel bag essential
Slut gift for birthdays, breakups, or bottom friends

“I gave these to my friend for his birthday. He cried laughing. Then used one immediately.”

“Soft enough for my face. Filthy enough for my Grindr.”

“I keep a stack next to the lube like a responsible slut.”