WHAT WE ARE
Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency
Who It's for
Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify
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Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.
“Get on Your Knees” is a command you can fold, reuse, and leave on the nightstand like a calling card. You know what to do.
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For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…
Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency
Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify
Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.
From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.