SPIT RAW – “I Brought A Towel” Towel

Name: SPIT RAW – “I Brought A Towel” Towel
Brand: SPIT
SKU: SR-BAT
Price: 15.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$15.99 USD

A gentleman. A whore. A logistics king. This towel is for the gays who come prepared. Printed with the ultimate low-key flex, “I Brought a Towel” says: I host, I care, and I’m not using your roommate’s bath mat.

For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…

WHAT WE ARE

Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency

Who It's for

Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify

Great gift alert

Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.

What's Included

1 handmade 6x6” SPIT RAW towel — thick, black, and begging for it. Topstitched to hold up through the messiest of encounters.

Your choice of slogan — from “Bottom Bitch” to “Return to Sucker,” pick the one that screams you. Or go incognito with plain black — we love a discreet freak.

Tissue-wrapped and sticker-sealed — because even single sluts deserve a little ceremony. Unboxing moment? Consider it served.

Branded insert + optional notecard — printed care card and a bonus “xo, cum king” note if you’re sending it with love (or lust).

Machine washable, stain-savvy — toss it in the wash and let your secrets rinse away. Black fleece hides sins and fluids.

Giftable AF — perfect for party favors, secret Santas, or the next time you say “thank you” with your mouth full.

Printed slogan • Handmade • Topstitched • Black sweatshirt fleece

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