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SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel
SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel

SPIT RAW – “No Gag Reflex” Towel

$15.99 USD

This one’s for the throat goats. Same premium fleece, same 6x6” size — just with a little less bite. Use it after, before, or as a warning.

For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…

WHAT WE ARE

Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency

Who It's for

Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify

Great gift alert

Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.

What's Included

1 handmade 6x6” SPIT RAW towel — thick, black, and begging for it. Topstitched to hold up through the messiest of encounters.

Your choice of slogan — from “Bottom Bitch” to “Return to Sucker,” pick the one that screams you. Or go incognito with plain black — we love a discreet freak.

Tissue-wrapped and sticker-sealed — because even single sluts deserve a little ceremony. Unboxing moment? Consider it served.

Branded insert + optional notecard — printed care card and a bonus “xo, cum king” note if you’re sending it with love (or lust).

Machine washable, stain-savvy — toss it in the wash and let your secrets rinse away. Black fleece hides sins and fluids.

Giftable AF — perfect for party favors, secret Santas, or the next time you say “thank you” with your mouth full.

Printed slogan • Handmade • Topstitched • Black sweatshirt fleece

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From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.

TOP DRAWER ESSENTIALS

Just relax your jaw.

Vibe: Throat goat coded, confident.

Post-throatcare
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“The energy is insane. I gave it as a gift and got a ‘thank you’ and a pic.”

“This one makes me laughandblush. Which is terrifyingly accurate.”