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SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel
SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel

SPIT RAW – “Your Face Here” Towel

$15.99 USD

You know exactly who this is for. Bold and deeply inappropriate in the best way, “Your Face Here” is a printed dare disguised as a towel.

Use it for aftercare, facials (of any kind), or pure chaos. No notes. Just aim.

For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…

WHAT WE ARE

Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency

Who It's for

Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify

Great gift alert

Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.

What's Included

1 handmade 6x6” SPIT RAW towel — thick, black, and begging for it. Topstitched to hold up through the messiest of encounters.

Your choice of slogan — from “Bottom Bitch” to “Return to Sucker,” pick the one that screams you. Or go incognito with plain black — we love a discreet freak.

Tissue-wrapped and sticker-sealed — because even single sluts deserve a little ceremony. Unboxing moment? Consider it served.

Branded insert + optional notecard — printed care card and a bonus “xo, cum king” note if you’re sending it with love (or lust).

Machine washable, stain-savvy — toss it in the wash and let your secrets rinse away. Black fleece hides sins and fluids.

Giftable AF — perfect for party favors, secret Santas, or the next time you say “thank you” with your mouth full.

Printed slogan • Handmade • Topstitched • Black sweatshirt fleece

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From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.

TOP DRAWER ESSENTIALS

Just aim.

Vibe: Provocative, irreverent, highly giftable.

Post-facial wipe (interpret as needed)
Joke gift for your favorite top
Bar bathroom unboxing
“I couldn’t resist” impulse buy
Gifting to someone you want to kiss and ruin

“I’m gifting this to every ho I know.”

“The energy is insane. I gave it as a gift and got a ‘thank you’ and a pic.”