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Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency
Who It's for
Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify
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Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.
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MBC 2025 COMMEMORATIVE 8X13” DELUXE BATE RAG - WORLD’S LARGEST BUKKAKE ‘25 EDITION
$25.00 USD
You came. You saw. You got absolutely sprayed. Commemorate your frontline service at the World’s Largest Bukkake (2025, obviously) with this limited-run SPIT bate rag — a 13x8” French terry towel, stitched to perfection and printed with “RETURN TO STROKER” like a badge of honor. Grommet hole for easy clipping to your jockstrap or gym bag. Because you didn’t just attend MBC… you starred in the group scene.
Perfect for:
💦 Conference souvenirs with a story
🎁 Gifts for your favorite cum slut
🧼 Actually wiping things (if you must)
This is a one time run. Don’t miss your shot.
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For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…
What's Included
From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.
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