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SPIT LOCKER: Deadstock Gym Rag 2-Pack
  • SPIT LOCKER: Deadstock Gym Rag 2-Pack
  • SPIT LOCKER: Deadstock Gym Rag 2-Pack
SPIT LOCKER: Deadstock Gym Rag 2-Pack

SPIT LOCKER: Deadstock Gym Rag 2-Pack

$24.99 USD

Clean up like it’s 8th period P.E. and you just made varsity.

The SPIT LOCKER Deadstock Gym Rag 2-Pack is made from real deadstock athletic fabrics — think vintage jersey, soft-ass sweats, and locker room energy you can smell. Each 6x6” towel is handmade, topstitched, and built for cleanup, aftercare, or whatever you’re doing in the shower stall.

You’ll get two textured rags from our benchwarmer bin — no two are exactly alike, because daddy cares.


Use them. Wash them. Hide them from your roommates.


🧼 Topstitched fleece & athletic fabric blend

📏 6x6” square towels

💦 Reusable, washable, slut-friendly


SPIT LOCKER. Earn your shower.

For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…

WHAT WE ARE

Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency

Who It's for

Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify

Great gift alert

Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.

What's Included

Because gym time is foreplay:

2 soft AF SPIT LOCKER towels — Built for workouts, workouts that turn into hookups, and anything sweaty in between. 6x6” squares of salt-and-pepper heavyweight fleece, handmade and topstitched to wipe without judgment.

Toss-in-your-bag presentation — tissue-wrapped, and tagged with care instructions and a wink. Includes a QR code that says, “Yes, you’re gonna want more.”

Cheeky insert + surprise sticker — A little gym motivation from your favorite towel-slut brand. Expect smirks when you pull it out mid-sesh.

Machine washable, lube compatible — Wicks sweat, dabs drip, absorbs protein spills (😉). Throw ’em in the wash, flex again tomorrow.

Handmade from deadstock athletic fabric
Black fleece or sweat-textured blend
Topstitched
Reusable, washable, host-approved
Giftable packaging with Dom undertones

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From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.

TOP DRAWER ESSENTIALS

Earn your shower.

Vibe: Masculine. Minimal. Post-jock fantasy. Smells like sweat, wood, and regret (in a good way). Retro locker room meets Etsy thirst trap.

Post-hookup wipe down
Aftercare for sweaty sessions
Gym bag backup
Hotel sink cleanup
Slutty little surprise for your fave bottom

“This feels like something my high school coach would’ve handed me after practice… but sluttier.”

“Soft, thick, anonymous. Just like the guy I used it with.”