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SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel
SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel

SPIT RAW – “Don't Call it a Cum Rag” Towel

$15.99 USD

You’ve got standards. This towel does too.

“Don’t Call It a Cum Rag” is SPIT’s signature protest towel — soft, 6x6” black fleece, handmade with topstitching and just enough sass to call out your crusty ex’s habits.

It’s cheeky. It’s functional. It’s subversive gay etiquette.

Because yes, it’s for that, but no, we’re not calling it that.

For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…

WHAT WE ARE

Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency

Who It's for

Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify

Great gift alert

Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.

What's Included

1 handmade 6x6” SPIT RAW towel — thick, black, and begging for it. Topstitched to hold up through the messiest of encounters.

Your choice of slogan — from “Bottom Bitch” to “Return to Sucker,” pick the one that screams you. Or go incognito with plain black — we love a discreet freak.

Tissue-wrapped and sticker-sealed — because even single sluts deserve a little ceremony. Unboxing moment? Consider it served.

Branded insert + optional notecard — printed care card and a bonus “xo, cum king” note if you’re sending it with love (or lust).

Machine washable, stain-savvy — toss it in the wash and let your secrets rinse away. Black fleece hides sins and fluids.

Giftable AF — perfect for party favors, secret Santas, or the next time you say “thank you” with your mouth full.

Printed slogan • Handmade • Topstitched • Black sweatshirt fleece

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From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.

TOP DRAWER ESSENTIALS

Because you care.

Vibe: Self-aware. Clean-coded. For sluts with standards.

Gift for your sluttiest friend
Calling out your situationship in the kindest way
Replacement for that sad sock or paper towel
Towel drawer statement piece
“I saw this and thought of you” core

“It’s giving queer etiquette. It’s giving slut reform.”

“I laughed when I saw it. Then I cleaned up with pride.”