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SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
  • SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel
SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel

SPIT RAW – “Dab Me Daddy” Towel

$15.99 USD

Equal parts brat and bootlicker, “Dab Me Daddy” is the towel you gift to someone who calls you Sir ironically, until they don’t. It’s handmade, 6x6”, and topstitched to hold up to whatever mess you’ve made — from backseats to bathroom mirrors.

Whether it’s for your favorite sub, a birthday bottom, or just a cheeky gift for your kinkiest friend, this towel delivers obedience with a wink. It’s praise-y. It’s practical. It’s hot as hell.

Clean up. Then sit still and say thank you.

For sweat, sex, and the mess you planned for…

WHAT WE ARE

Handmade towels with zero shame and maximum absorbency

Who It's for

Bottoms, tops, side pieces, sugar daddies — if you care, you qualify

Great gift alert

Housewarming, gag gift, breakup present? Covered.

What's Included

1 handmade 6x6” SPIT RAW towel — thick, black, and begging for it. Topstitched to hold up through the messiest of encounters.

Your choice of slogan — from “Bottom Bitch” to “Return to Sucker,” pick the one that screams you. Or go incognito with plain black — we love a discreet freak.

Tissue-wrapped and sticker-sealed — because even single sluts deserve a little ceremony. Unboxing moment? Consider it served.

Branded insert + optional notecard — printed care card and a bonus “xo, cum king” note if you’re sending it with love (or lust).

Machine washable, stain-savvy — toss it in the wash and let your secrets rinse away. Black fleece hides sins and fluids.

Giftable AF — perfect for party favors, secret Santas, or the next time you say “thank you” with your mouth full.

Printed slogan • Handmade • Topstitched • Black sweatshirt fleece

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From face towels to f*ck towels — build your SPIT kit.

TOP DRAWER ESSENTIALS

Sir, yes sir.

Vibe: Bratty. Playful. Obedient with an attitude.

Brat-taming accessory (extra points for eye contact)
Bathroom towel that starts conversations and confessions
Folded on a tray during scenes
Gifting to your favorite chaotic switch

“It’s the perfect mix of camp and command. I feel praised. I feel punished. I feel clean.”

“This towel is dangerously flirty. I brought it to a hookup and now I’m someone’s ‘boy’ apparently.”